Tuesday 3 November 2009

What women want ;)



It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:



1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. A good organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate


Without forgetting to

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget
*Birthdays
*Anniversaries
*Arrangements she makes

How to make a man happy:



1. Show up naked
2. Bring alcohol.


6 comments:

Hanna - ylini said...

AHAHAHAH

7th Locust said...

I'l never be able to look Bingo in the eyes again... that picture... the horror... the horror...

K(ristine) A(malie ) said...

Hanna: Ja er litt lol :P

7th Locust: Han er jo så søt!! :D

Hanne said...

Haha, vier nok LITT mer kompliserte enn mennene;)

AK said...

Hahaha! Stemmer ganske godt:p

Camilla Didriksen said...

hehehe, genialt!